>And you know the protagonist will be the "devilishly handsome blond, Barnabus von Humpalot". Because Barney has many talents, but writing is not one of them.

He's got a certain style. I mean, just read the bro code.

Hmmm. Barney's vampire story would probably feature a lot of blood, sex and nubile young schoolgirls for him to plough his way through. I wonder if Robin would come into it? A sexy vampiress from the frozen north?