Robin could be a sexy vampire hunter with crossbows and/or guns (depending on whether we're talking Transylvania-vampires or urban fantasy). Then it could be a metaphor for how his love for her is killing his meaningless life of sex. Or something. It's kind of late where I am.
Oh, God, we're actually going to have to write this, aren't we?
Re: “From now on, the name Barney Stinson will be synonymous with . . . vampire porn!”
Robin could be a sexy vampire hunter with crossbows and/or guns (depending on whether we're talking Transylvania-vampires or urban fantasy). Then it could be a metaphor for how his love for her is killing his meaningless life of sex. Or something. It's kind of late where I am.
Oh, God, we're actually going to have to write this, aren't we?