OH MY GOD YOUR ICON!!!!!!
*dies*
You've distracted me now!

>Robin could be a sexy vampire hunter with crossbows and/or guns (depending on whether we're talking Transylvania-vampires or urban fantasy).

Oh my GOD that's genius. GENIUS.

>Then it could be a metaphor for how his love for her is killing his meaningless life of sex. Or something. It's kind of late where I am.

It's 2am here. Nothing good ever happens after-

Screw that. I love this. I want sexy fights between sexy vampire hunter and sexy vampire. I think I said the words sexy too many times.

>Oh, God, we're actually going to have to write this, aren't we?

If we don't, I will feel cock-blocked.