I also have the Barney/Lily (or Alyson/Neil, whatever) version. :P

"Oh my GOD that's genius. GENIUS."

I'm here all day. Or night. Whatever.

"It's 2am here. Nothing good ever happens after-"

Um, maybe it doesn't count, what with the Daylight Saving and all that?

And JEEZ. I just lost an hour. O_o I've never been up really late to watch that happen before.

"I love this. I want sexy fights between sexy vampire hunter and sexy vampire. I think I said the words sexy too many times."

If only for the sheer amounts of SEX. I think we might have to skip the fake novel idea and go straight for the AU.