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As usual, I don't have any ideas of my own. (Seriously. I consider that one of my biggest faults as a writer.) So. A meme I stole from some random person at some point (wow, that's vague):

Give me two characters from different fandoms you know I'm familiar with, and I'll give you a dialogue happening between the two of them. Without justifying how the crossover would work, how their worlds clashed, or how they could even meet each other. Just a silly crossover conversation with no backstory, for fun.

I'll answer them tomorrow while I'm supposed to be doing homework!

Date: 2009-05-16 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] littlestclouds.livejournal.com
A-Rod and Barney Stinson

Date: 2009-05-16 07:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"Okay," Barney said. "This is what you do. You tell them you only used steroids, so you could play better, and get more women to sleep with you."

"What?" Alex asked. "How is that even remotely useful?"

"Uh, anything can be excused if it gets you more sex."

"You remember I was married, right?"

"Married?" Barney spit out his drink. "What did you do a thing like that for?"

"Okay," Alex said. "Let me get this straight. Steroids are okay, but marriage isn't?"

"Duh! I'm going to have to re-think this friendship." Barney stood up and gave Alex one last look. "Marriage, bro. Really?" He shook his head and left.

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Date: 2009-05-16 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"I don't get it," Ted said. "Why do all the women I like choose a life of adventure over me?"

"No offense, Ted, but settling down in New York? That's kind of boring."

"Boring?" Ted said. "New York is the most exciting city in the world!"

"Maybe in this world," Rose said. "But it can't compete with what I've seen."

"Don't you ever want anything more?" Ted asked. "Marriage? Children?"

For a second, Rose's face fell, and Ted thought that maybe, just maybe, she'd stay with him. Maybe he'd finally found the one. But then she smiled, took one last gulp of her drink, and stood up. "I've found more than I ever dreamed of, Ted. I hope you do, too."

And she was gone.

Date: 2009-05-16 08:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otempora42.livejournal.com
How about Robin Scherbatsky and Kaylee?

Date: 2009-05-18 05:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"I don't know about this, Robin. I don't really go for set ups."

"Hey, after that night with Mal, I totally owe you. Besides, you and Ted will get along great."

"Ted? Isn't that your ex-boyfriend?"

Robin shrugged. "I believe in sharing the wealth."

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Date: 2009-05-16 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crackers4jenn.livejournal.com
Dwight Schrute and Barney Stinson.

Date: 2009-05-18 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"Do you realize how many diseases you probably have?" Dwight demanded.

"Uh, I'm Barney Stinson. I don't get diseases.

Dwight sniffed. "Hardly. The Stinson genes are no match for the kind of virulent STDs out there. Now, the Schrutes, on the other hand--"

"Schrute? Your name is Schrute?"

"It is a name with a noble history," Dwight said. "My grandfather--"

"Blah, blah, blah. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to go hit on that Angela chick."

"Hey! Leave her alone!"

Date: 2009-05-16 08:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inspirera.livejournal.com
Tony DiNozzo

&

Angela Montenegro

...ha how random. Have fun!

Date: 2009-05-17 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"Well, hello there," Tony said, sliding up to the woman at the bar. "Has anyone told you how beautiful you are?"

"Yes, but don't let that stop you," the woman said.

"Tony DiNozzo." He held out a hand.

She took it. "Angela Montenegro."

"So, Angela Montenegro, what do you do?"

"I help solve crimes."

Tony started laughing.

"You think that's funny?"

"It is because I actually do solve crimes."

"Sure you do."

He took out his badge.

"Ah, NCIS. I've heard of you guys."

"So. Where's your badge?"

"I don't have one," Angela said. She leaned forward on her elbows. "Any other way I can convince you?"

"Oh, I'm sure I'll think of something." He smirked at her, and Angela grinned.

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Date: 2009-05-16 09:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katie087.livejournal.com
Temperance Brennan and Tony Dinozzo. Although inspirera already said Tony so you can make it Temperance and Gibbs if you'd like :)

Date: 2009-05-18 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"Forensic anthropology," Tony said, leaning toward Brennan. "How fascinating."

"Yes," Brennan said. "It is."

"Give it up, Dinozzo." Gibbs swiped Tony on the back of the head.

"I was just being friendly, boss."

"I know what you were doing," Gibbs said. "Now get lost."

Brennan frowned. "He seemed nice enough."

"He was hitting on you."

"Oh." Brennan frowned. "Booth says I'm bad at picking up on social cues."

Gibbs smiled. "Don't worry about it. Dinozzo hits on everyone."

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Date: 2009-05-16 09:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katie087.livejournal.com
Pssst also: http://videos.team-ncis.com/video_533_preview_6x25.html
eeeeep!!

Date: 2009-05-16 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
Ahhh! Poor Ziva! I don't even know what I want to happen now. :-/

OH. So something I read: the preview said one of them doesn't return home. What if they're being tricky and mean Ziva and her home of Israel?
Edited Date: 2009-05-16 05:57 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-05-16 09:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coletness.livejournal.com
The Doctor and Chase. Chase totally believes in space and everything xD

Date: 2009-05-17 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"Hello, I'm the Doctor."

"Really? I'm a doctor, too."

"Not, a doctor, the doctor."

Chase rolled his eyes. "You sound like House. What makes you a better doctor than the rest of us?"

"Well, I didn't say that now, did I ?"

"Huh?"

"Although, to be fair, I am quite brilliant."

"Yeah, you definitely sound like House."

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Date: 2009-05-16 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] buhdderkupp.livejournal.com
Jamie and Hodgins

(oh man I had so many ideas for this, but I think that may be my favorite.)

Date: 2009-05-17 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"Come on, man," Hodgins said. "A true friend would tell me all the Rose & Grave secrets."

"If I were a member of Rose & Grave--and I'm not saying I am--than I would've taken an oath to keep its secrets."

"They got to you," Hodgins said. "They keeping you quiet, aren't they?"

Jamie shook his head. "And I thought my girlfriend was paranoid."

"Okay," Hodgins said. "But when you're working for some hotshot politician, you'll tell me all the dirty government secrets, right?"

"We'll see."

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Date: 2009-05-16 01:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] torigates.livejournal.com
Angel... and Booth. :P

OR CORDY AND BOOTH.

Date: 2009-05-18 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"You don't really expect me to believe you came to DC to track down a demon?" Booth asked.

"You know what?" Cordy said. "Believe whatever you want. I just need access to the FBI database for five minutes."

"I can't let you do that!"

"Come on, lives are at stake."

Booth rolled his eyes. "Everyone always says that."

"I suggest you do what she says." Booth jumped at the new voice, which sounded oddly familiar, and turned to see a man with a horribly disfigured face.

The man grinned at Booth and he saw fangs.

"Okay, you know what?" Booth said. "I'm not getting mixed into this. I'm just going to leave for a while and whatever you do, I know nothing about it."

As soon as the door closed behind Booth, Angel morphed back into his human face. "That was fun."

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Date: 2009-05-18 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"Can I buy you a drink?"

Jack stiffened at the voice. "I know who you are," he said.

Lilah rolled her eyes. "Scary."

"Who you work for."

"I'm not recruiting," Lilah said. "You just . . . remind me of someone."

Jack almost-but not quite--smiled. "You remind me of someone, too." He pushed a chair toward her. "Have a seat."

Date: 2009-05-16 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starryeyedmagic.livejournal.com
Robin Sparkles and Doogie Hoswer

THOSE ARE DIFFERENT FANDOMS I SWEAR

Date: 2009-05-16 07:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"I'm sick of my name." Robin sighed. "I mean, Robin Sparkles? You know that's going to follow me around for the rest of my life."

"At least it's not your real name. Doogie? What were my parents thinking?"

"Yeah, but you're a doctor," Robin said. "You know how many chicks you could score?"

"Really?" Doogie perked up. "You think you and I--"

"No. I'm still a pop star, remember?"

"Yeah, in Canada."

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Date: 2009-05-16 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burstoflight.livejournal.com
Barney and Chuck!

Date: 2009-05-18 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"I normally just say 'I'm Chuck Bass.'"

"And that works?"

"Every time."

"I'm Chuck Bass," Barney said slowly. "I'm Barney Stinson."

"There you go."

Barney shook his head. "It all feels too easy."

"Sex should never be hard."

"And love?"

"Chuck Bass doesn't fall in love."

"Right. Of course not. Neither does Barney Stinson."

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Date: 2009-05-17 02:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] falsemurmur.livejournal.com
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE THIS -

BARNEY STINSON, JOEY TRIBBIANI

Date: 2009-05-18 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"I was in love once," Joey said. "Didn't really work out. But that doesn't mean there's not hope, right?"

Barney scoffed. "Who wants to settle down anyway?"

"My friends," Joey said. "They're all married."

Barney made a face. "I have some of those, too. They're boring."

"I don't know," Joey said. "Sometimes . . . sometimes, it seems nice."

"Yeah," Barney said softly.

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Date: 2009-05-17 03:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-am-girlfriday.livejournal.com
Lily from HIMYM and Chuck from Gossip Girl

Date: 2009-05-18 05:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katayla.livejournal.com
"Ew!" Lily said. "How old are you, 15?"

"I'm legal."

"I'm married."

"Doesn't bother me," Chuck said with a smirk.

"I love my husband."

"I didn't say anything about love. I just asked if you wanted to come home with me."

"No!"

Chuck shrugged. "Your loss."

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